It is real, and not a joke.
Don’t get too aroused, because the global penis-waffle trend is coming to Richmond.
The store, 7-Inch Waffle House, is set to soft open behind Richmond’s Costco, at 9111 Beckwith Rd., in early May and will feature phallus- and vulva-shaped waffles dipped in chocolate and toppings.
The waffles are seven inches long, and the store wants to remind everyone with its general message. “every inch counts.”
A spokesperson for 7-Inch Waffle House stated to the Richmond News that the waffles would be made with buttermilk “with a thick girth dipped”You can choose from a variety of flavours. There will be matcha, white and milk chocolate dipping. “creamy cum” “BDSM.”
Flaked coconut, crushed nuts, flaked oreo and sprinkles can also be added to the menu.
The soft opening will not offer penis-shaped waffles, but the eatery will be offering vulva waffles.
According to 7-Inch Waffle House’s plans, the store will look like an arcade. “pink enchanted forest with a sophisticated feel to it.”
The waffle house will open in the first week of May. It will eventually be open seven days per week.